killing people against the law?
It depends. Yes, there
are laws that make it illegal to kill other people, but there
are always exceptions. Under certain conditions, for instance
in times of war or during self-defense, it is okay to kill.
Laws aren't permanent, and they change. At one point, it was illegal
to drink alcohol and illegal for women to vote. Some countries
don't even have clear rules on legality of killing. Your government
pays people to kill all the time. Why can't you do the same?
killing people immoral?
does not condone violence or murder. We will not accept any requests
for cruel or unusual treatment of targets. The truth is, in any
relatively free society, if there's a demand for a service, a
business is going to emerge to meet that demand. In America and
other industrialized nations, there is a demand for contract killing
and Hire-a-Killer is trying to meet that demand in a friendly
and professional manner. We do not presume to dictate an inhumane
set of morals, we are first and foremost a business organization
that seeks to make its customers happy.
can I be sure that I am safe if I use your services?
Hire-a-Killer understands the risk involved in taking
out a contract on someone's life. That is why we make sure that
our transactions are as discreet and confidential as possible.
We also guarantee your innocence by providing you with a helpful
packet that includes tips on how to obtain an alibi during the
time and date of the hit. We suggest that you delete all e-mail
correspondences with H.A.K. as soon as you read them and follow
the instructions in the provided packet to guarantee your safety.
will I know if you've done your end of the deal?
At the end of
the job, you will receive a friendly completion e-mail that will
alert you that the services you requested have been completed
methods of payment do you accept?
We strongly encourage you to use cash or wire transfers
via Western Union, because
they are the safest, most untracable methods of transferring funds.
However, we realize that many people may not have the amount of
money to pay for the services of a professional killer all at
once, which is why we've made the decision to accept credit cards.
As of now, we accept Visa, MasterCards and Discover.
I'm an aspiring contract killer. How can I get a job with
Hire a killer is very selective about choosing its employees,
however, as our business expands, we will be interviewing candidates
to add to our expert team. Send your resume to
Our customer service representatives will be glad to assist you.
Send your inquiries to firstname.lastname@example.org